Ametikohad tagged Köögiviljad

Something different today instead of a regular episode! Click on the little show to the right to see some of the usual episodes of “The Stereotypical Gay”. Today our hero (?) is doing a cooking segment to help you be fierce and fabulous in the kitchen! He is going to show you how to make one of his signature dishes — “Sex on a plate”. It got that name because after he served it to his date, that’s exactly what happened. Nii, start by finding a pot. Like with men, size does matter. The bigger the better. Nüüd, turn up the heat in your love life and on the stove, and start boiling some water. You’ll have a few minutes to relax at this point so go ahead and start the foreplay… or at least get to the first couple of guys in the room. Once it’s ready add in the pasta. Long, fat noodles are best. Make sure you stir frequently because like an uncut penis, you don’t want the noodles to get all sticky. While the noodles are cooking, it’s time to make the sauce. Use whatever’s in sight and just shove it all in. The more the merrier! Keep stirring everything. You may have to double fist. You may feel a bit sore afterwards, but hopefully you stretched first. Next it’s time for some vegetables. Choose cucumbers, porgandid, squash and zucchini. Oi, and a banana for later. Be sure to clean the vegetables first — you don’t know where they’ve been. Then pretend one belongs to your husband and you’re a disgruntled wife from California — chop it off and throw it in the disposal garburator …